u wanna boldly go, punk?

(I swear I’m still alive. I’m just the biggest piece of crap ever and I keep forgetting about my personal bloge.)

damamgedinvestigator:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg

damamgedinvestigator:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Dear Mom and Dad,

This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.

Happy Holidays,
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg


Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreivich, sir.
(for strandedroseonthebeach)

Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreivich, sir.

(for strandedroseonthebeach)

spacebromance:

The moment when the crew of the Enterprise meets their Chief Navigator for the first time.

spacebromance:

The moment when the crew of the Enterprise meets their Chief Navigator for the first time.

spacebromance:

Anton Yelchin conversational .gifs. (x)

These are free-use conversational .gifs. Please do not remove the watermark or distribute them as your own.

kawaiiserket:

williamlarson:

macromvontus:

bardofpizza:

I made an extremely stupid thing

I’M GONNA FUCKING PISS MYSELF THIS LITERALLY TOOK MY DEPRESSION AND THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW

this is my favorite thing

Amazing

What's your name, kid?
Kyle Reese.

thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued